me, getting along well with my male coworkers:
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Answer:
dailygyllenhaals-deactivated202:
i just want to post jake gyllenhaal gifs in peace
Child: *complains of mental illness symptoms*
Parents with undiagnosed mental illness: Everyone’s like that 😘
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the funniest thing is that they really weren’t the impostor
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
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you kinda do give off onceler kin vibes
Answer:
you couldve pulled my spine out my ass like the rip cord of a chainsaw and that still wouldve been kinder than saying this